My friend made me a cute pirate costume for my birthday.
My steampunk robo-hand evolved
*white mom voice* INK POISONING
Burlesque ~ Laura Desiree
I stumbled upon this video a long time ago and it honestly made me feel a lot better.
"If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived."
I could not fit everyone mentioned in the video in this post so be sure to give the video a look.
This is now my favorite post. Ever.
never forget to wash the butt.
TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG
Keep away from fire especially when wearing
bus driver blues
I sometimes forget how well my phone does in low light environments until out at night with friends who have IPhones and they have to rely on my phone to take decent photos.
I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
THIS. THIS. FUCK.